You dare anger me?  I have defeated you many times on the Field’s of Justice.  This so called stupid looking armor of mine allows me to absorb all of your damage easily.  I could crush you like a worm Veigar.  But other then that hello.

Wait… I have a child… Well I guess that’s fine if you follow after me in the sense you like Desolation.  

Technically it isn’t a hat it is a helmet.  But I guess you can if it isn’t too heavy for you.

My rocky friend, I will be enjoying the green of other champions and also from the thoughts of sickness and pestilence.  Green is one of my favorite colors if you didn’t know.  I would enjoy though that I be given a green tinted armor.

Yes I do enjoy that armor set of mine.  I especially like the mace/axe that comes with it.  But… what is this Skype thing you talk about?

I enjoy that name summoner it has a nice ring to it.  What language is this from it sounds interesting.

I recently went and got my guitar fixed up after smashing it on people’s heads.  I don’t think that is good for the guitar but oh well I enjoy it.

Yes you are my minion.  I am proud to know that my minion count grows even more.